Santa Claus drives a Cutlass Sierra

I had a great X-Mas with the family. We had an unexpected visit from Santa Claus on my Mamaw's (yeah, I said Mamaw) front porch and, although delightful, exciting and entertaining to be treated to a free concert featuring Santa Claus, his acoustic guitar and an assortment of Christmas classics modified for that Elf-Crafted classical guitar, it was a bit creepy when he asked me to sit in his lap for a photo..... it got creepier when asked me to stay seated longer while my sister got Snapture booted on my jailbroken 3G iphone. Those 20-25 seconds are something I'll never get back, but as long as he brings what he promised next year on December 25th, all is forgiven!